Match the Punchline: Answers

Here are the answers to the Match the Punchline activity on Joke Page # 2
Because they don't know the
words.
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why did the chicken cross the road,
roll in the mud and cross back?
He was a dirty double-crosser.
What do you call an owl with a sore
throat?
A bird that doesn't give a hoot.
Now, for a couple more feeble attempts at humour...
What did the salad say to the fridge?
Shut the door, I'm dressing.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
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